Thursday, July 1, 2010

Most Anticipated Record Releases (of the Summer) for PW


It’s tempting to be unenthusiastic about record releases these days. With leaks, digital downloads and continuously pushed-back street dates, the release date isn’t exactly exciting any more, and doesn’t send folks running to the record store like it used to. But that’s all a bunch of stinkin’ thinkin’. There are some solid and exciting releases to expect this summer and we’ve broken them down for you by genre to mark your calendar and budget your downloads.

POP: While Robyn’s Body Talk Pt. 1 has already (technically) hit the shelves, there’s just too much excitement around her little EP cycle to not mention it. Parts 2 and 3 will be released at the end of summer and in the fall, but in the meantime we have the singles “Fembot,” “Don’t Fucking Tell Me What To Do” and the Diplo-produced “Dancehall Queen” to settle into this summer. They’re simple, catchy and make you want to dance like a damn fool. Kylie Minogue, the Queen of the Gays, gives us a much-anticipated, full-length Aphrodite, on July 5, and has released the single “All The Lovers” to get us salivating in the meantime. The video’s pretty druel-inducing, too. Finally, with the ridonculous video to “Acapella,” Kelis has caused a bit of a stir and excitement surrounding her new album Flesh Tone, also out on July 6. Until then, we advise using Adam Lambert’s “Whataya Want From Me” to scratch that pop itch until those three divas give it to us good.

ELECTRO & ROCK: This is where most of the summer’s heavy hitters are dropping bombs, starting with controversy-monger M.I.A., who’ll be giving us an unpronouncable, but highly anticipated record on July 13. The un-typable typographic representation of Maya’s name has made waves with the redhead killing mini-film for “Born Free.” However, “XXXO,” the first official single off the album, is a Diplo track that gives us a taste for what we’ve come to know and love from the Sri Lankan mess. Controversy aside, Kele Okereke, the former frontman for Bloc Party, has taken his newly out-of-the-closet status and run with it on a much dancier, club-friendly electro record called The Boxer (even the title’s kinda gay!), out next week (6/21). The Boxer’s first single, “Tenderoni,” is promising to say the least. Plus he’s working with Spank Rock’s XXXChange, so we can we get a “Hell yes”? Other electro/rock releases getting us giddy this summer include Panda Bear’s Tomboy (7/13), Acrade Fire’s The Suburbs (8/3) and Menomena’s Mines (7/27). Someone get the ice wooder!

HIP-HOP:
Finally, we’ve got our hip-hop sluggers. Big Boi’s given us some of the most remarkable hip-hop of the past decade and a half with Outkast, and now his solo record looks to be all that and more. Sir Lucious Left Foot hits the streets July 6. “Shutterbugg” is the outstandingly funky single and accordingly sick video and tantalizing feature guests abound: Janelle Monae, Gucci Mane and George Clinton to name a few. Not to mention the Andre 3000 produced track, “You Ain’t No DJ.” Finally, Eminem’s surprisingly happy-go-lucky LP Recovery, drops next week. Enjoy your summer!

PW LINK.

30 Second Reviews from 6/30


Robyn
Body Talk Pt. 1
(Interscope)

SOUNDS LIKE: Swedish electro Queen drops an eight-song mini-LP that is jam packed with badass disco beats, growly clever lyrics and magical hooks
FREE ASSOCIATION: People, wake up! Robyn is the unknown diva you need to hear
FOR FANS OF: ABBA, Blondie, Kyie, Annie, Goldfrapp, dancefloor ecstasy

Stars
The Five Ghosts
(Vagrant)

SOUNDS LIKE: The Toronto indie darlings have been downhill since Set Yourself on Fire, and while Amy Milan kills her vocals, it starts to sound all alike
FREE ASSOCIATION: OK, got it - heartbreak and devastation, barbs and regrets, repeat
FOR FANS OF: Smiths, Broken Social Scene, Metric, journaling

The Roots
How I Got Over
(Def Jam)

SOUNDS LIKE: Hometown pioneers of thoughtful, instrumentally-inspired hip hop turn it out with a collection of funky, jazzy grooves under Black Thought's deft spits
FREE ASSOCIATION: No "Seed 2.0" detectable; much prefer another Things Fall Apart
FOR FANS OF: Gang Starr, Fugees, Mos Def, J-5, Digable Planets

Andy Bell
Non-Stop
(Mute)

SOUNDS LIKE: Erasure alum's flawless falsetto drifts over disco-spiked trance beats and tasty Friday night synth rhythms for a really fun electro record
FREE ASSOCIATION: Perry Farrell wrote "Honey If You Love Him (That's All That Matters)"!
FOR FANS OF: Depeche Mode, New Order, Pet Shop Boys

Devo
Something For Everybody
(Warner Brothers)

SOUNDS LIKE: Ohio masters of new wave really do offer something for everyone on this shocking piece of awesomeness; old fans, new fans, strangers and experts
FREE ASSOCIATION: Bird and the Bee and Santigold production? Well done, Devo!
FOR FANS OF: Roxy Music, Sparks, Kraftwerk, Can, tenacity

Rooney
Eureka
(Rooney Records)

SOUNDS LIKE: L.A. pretty boys' third LP is a strange mix of retro guitar rock, pop radio and sunny surf radio but it seems clear that these guys are actors/musicians
FREE ASSOCIATION: They've got that teenage girl demo on lock; and they got money!
FOR FANS OF: Steely Dan meets Spoon, ELO, Weezer

Various
A Cure for The Broken-Hearted
(Edible Onion)

SOUNDS LIKE: Eerie, moody and slightly dark collection of folksy, bluesy rock put together by West Philly's Darian Scatton is a perfect dark rainy night companion
FREE ASSOCIATION: Each track's got different instruments and arrangements; well done
FOR FANS OF: Snowcaps, Br'er, Motorcyle Maus, Brian Reichert

Kele
The Boxer
(Glassnote)

SOUNDS LIKE: Bloc Party's front man goes solo with a much more club-flavored, electronic record produced by Spank Rock's XXXChange and it's a keeper
FREE ASSOCIATION: He's achieved stellar Euro disco realness, especially with "Rise"
FOR FANS OF: Thom Yorke x Chemical Brothers, London circuit parties



LINKY LINKY.

30 Second Reviews from 6/23


Christina Aguilera
Bionic
(RCA)

SOUNDS LIKE: The dirty diva returns triumphantly with a long jump into the future embracing futuristic electro pop with hiccupy dance tracks and killer beats
FREE ASSOCIATION: "Woohoo" with Nicki Minaj is about to blow; GaGa can eat it
FOR FANS OF: Santigold, Beyonce, MIA, slutty choreographed dancing

The Chemical Brothers
Further
(Virgin/Astralwerks)

SOUNDS LIKE: A psychedelic and propulsive synth journey that lasts a little too long and transports you to a dancefloor crowded with pacifiers and glow sticks
FREE ASSOCIATION: Remember "Block Rockin' Beats"? Man, that was a good song
FOR FANS OF: Digitalism, Dust Brothers, drawn-out repetition

Foals
Total Life Forever
(Sub Pop)

SOUNDS LIKE: Oxford, UK rockers kick it out on their second LP with rich, rhythmic songs full of soaring vocals, catchy choruses and beautiful arrangements
FREE ASSOCIATION: Magically post-everything and deliciously retro (INXS) at the same time
FOR FANS OF: Fleet Foxes x Interpol, happy Joy Division

Hot Hot Heat
Future Breeds
(Dangerbird)

SOUNDS LIKE: Victoria, BC whine-rockers' first on a new label and their first self-produced effort is supposed to be their best since 2002, which doesn't say a lot
FREE ASSOCIATION: Elevator ('05) was pretty good, but Bays' voice is just too annoying here
FOR FANS OF: Pop punk Spoon, The Faint, crappy Walkmen

Lamb of God
Hourglass Vol. III The Vault
(Epic)

SOUNDS LIKE: The Richmond, VA metal kings put together a retrospective from their past collecting their most virulent, screaming death sludge on one disc
FREE ASSOCIATION: The $999 Super Deluxe set includes a coffin guitar case and a sticker!
FOR FANS OF: Mastadon, As I Lay Dying, Slayer, Pantera

Clay Aiken
Tried and True
(Decca)

SOUNDS LIKE: The American Idol runner-up takes on classics like "Unchained Melody" and "Mack the Knife" and performs them all over daytime network TV
FREE ASSOCIATION: Watching your face and eyes contort is like staring at the sun
FOR FANS OF: Susan Lucci, the Buffalo Bills, Nader

Drake
Thank Me Later
(Cash Money)

SOUNDS LIKE: The DeGrassi alum's much-anticipated is a super-produced monster (Swizz Beats, Kanye, Timbaland) of hip hop; computery and voice-effected
FREE ASSOCIATION: Big name guests does not equal a good hip hop record
FOR FANS OF: Jeazy, Lil' Wayne, Jay-Z, Kanye, Alicia Keys

Ozzy Osbourne
Scream
(Epic)

SOUNDS LIKE: The Oz-man cometh indeed, at 61, he kills it here - there's no doubt he hobbles into the studio, but this is as solid as Blizzard of Ozz thirty years ago
FREE ASSOCIATION: With so much garbage metal out there, Ozzy shows us how it can be rad
FOR FANS OF: Sabbath, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains



OTR PW LNK.

30 Second Reviews from 6/16


Janelle Monae
The ArchAndroid
(Bad Boy)

SOUNDS LIKE: Stylistic hybrid of funk, soul, R&B, and hip hop from a futuristic new diva for the 21st Century whose take on pop music is refreshing and new
FREE ASSOCIATION: Solid production, ambitious variety and infectious hooks
FOR FANS OF: Ms. Badu, Estelle, Jill Scott, Santigold, VV Brown

Blitzen Trapper
Destroyer of the Void
(Sub Pop)

SOUNDS LIKE: Laid back countrified indie rock from Portland on their second Sub Pop but fifth LP, it's a breezy, ambient spin on Americana for dusk
FREE ASSOCIATION: The title track is an impressive sprawling proggy gem of weirdo folk
FOR FANS OF: Neil Young, ELO, Beach Boys, Gram Parsons

Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
Before Today
(4AD)

SOUNDS LIKE: The weirdo/creative genius is a production maverick and DIY hero, but he uses his power for retro, trip rock and not for groundbreaking futurism
FREE ASSOCIATION: Tempo changes, peculiar vocals and the occasional deep groove
FOR FANS OF: Bowie, Eno, Hall & Oates x Zappa

Sleigh Bells
Treats
(Mom & Pop Music)

SOUNDS LIKE: Electrified mixed bag of punk, crunchy synths, beats, grungy dance music and pop ditties that has everyone jerking off to their indie appeal
FREE ASSOCIATION: "Tell Em'" is tired, the rest of the album's chiller and not nearly as shitty
FOR FANS OF: Go! Team, Bat for Lashes, M.I.A., popularity

Tobacco
Maniac Meat
(Anticon)

SOUNDS LIKE: The Black Mother Super Rainbow solo project is a psychedelic, tweak-treatment of electro synths and beats with distorted vocals and reality
FREE ASSOCIATION: Beck shows up for three unremarkable minutes; otherwise rad!
FOR FANS OF: Justice, Xiu Xiu, Broadcast, Ladytron

Toni Braxton
Pulse
(Atlantic Records)

SOUNDS LIKE: The R&B diva returns to the fore with a major label after five years with a collection of ballads, bangers and breakups in her sultry voice
FREE ASSOCIATION: Remember 2000's The Heat and "He Wasn't Man Enough"? Straight FIRE!
FOR FANS OF: Whitney, Chaka, Luther, Babyface, Brandy, Monica

Jack Johnson
To The Sea
(Universal Republic)

SOUNDS LIKE: The soft rocker's bazillionth record in ten years isn't so bad because he lets his band play a little louder; as always, sun-drenched folksy surfer rock
FREE ASSOCIATION: Doesn't it feel like you're funding his stoner beach lifestyle?
FOR FANS OF: Dave Matthews, G Love, John Mayer, Jimmy Buffet

Deftones
Diamond Eyes
(Reprise)

SOUNDS LIKE: Sacramento prog metalheads' first in four years is a cathartic scream-out after their bassist emerged from a coma; less melody and more brute force
FREE ASSOCIATION: It feels like a dying genre, but these guys keep breathing life into it
FOR FANS OF: Tool X Smiths, Faith No More, Nirvana x Metallica



PW LINK.

30 Second Reviews from 6/9


Madlib
Medicine Show #5: The History of the Loop Digga
(Madlib Medicine Show)

SOUNDS LIKE: A throwback collection of '90s beats, trip hop and found sounds with Dolemite pimp comedy snippets and Crate Diggas Palace gems
FREE ASSOCIATION: If it's true that "Grass increases creativity," he's consuming lots of it
FOR FANS OF: Madvillain, Flying Lotus, Danger Mouse, blunts

Born Ruffians
Say It
(Warp)

SOUNDS LIKE: Toronto trio's second LP is a bouncy and playful rock record full of Luke LaLonde's yelpy vocals, simplistic but pungent drums and herky jerky guitars
FREE ASSOCIATION: Ef Pitchfork, they don't know what they're talking about on this one
FOR FANS OF: Pixies, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Canadian rock

Free Energy
Stuck On Nothing
(Astralwerks/DFA)

SOUNDS LIKE: Minneapolis-come-Philly boys make delightful pop-friendly retro-inspired sunny guitar rock equally appropriate for arenas and car radios
FREE ASSOCIATION: Soundtracking Good Times Summer 2010 loud and clear!
FOR FANS OF: T Rex, Thin Lizzy, non-depressing Pavement, joy

Le Pop 5
Les Chansons De La Nouvelle Scene Francaise
(Groove Attack)

SOUNDS LIKE: Current frenchies making hushed, whispered and ambient pop tunes; mostly soft folksy rock songs here with a few precious little ditties
FREE ASSOCIATION: Get some red wine, some stinky cheese and put this on to be transported
FOR FANS OF: Serge Gainsbourg, Yelle, Uffie, CocoRosie, baguettes

Tokyo Police Club
Champ
(Mom and Pop Music)

SOUNDS LIKE: Shimmery sophomore LP from the Canucks tries to wow you with production, complexity and catchy hooks undern the Julian Casablancsy vocal
FREE ASSOCIATION: Not to be confused with the horrifyingly shitty Tokio Hotel
FOR FANS OF: The Strokes, Death Cab x Modest Mouse

Karen Elson
The Ghost Who Walks
(XL Recordings/Third Man)

SOUNDS LIKE: The UK supdermodel is more than just a pretty face in this hauntingly sparse debut of variety including folk, pop, country, folk and murder ballads
FREE ASSOCIATION: Jack White is her husband and it's probably awesome because of him
FOR FANS OF: ScarJo, Zooey Deschanel, Jenny Lewis, gingers

Chali 2na
Fish Market Part 2
(Decon Records)

SOUNDS LIKE: The Jurassic 5 baritone's stepped it up with another collection of dopeness - lyrics, guests, beats, samples, skits, styles, all real fresh!
FREE ASSOCIATION: Whoa, Quality Control was ten years ago?! Classy, smart emceeing
FOR FANS OF: Ozomatli, GIft of Gab, Roots crew, black thought

Suckers
Wild Smile
(Frenchkiss Records)

SOUNDS LIKE: LP debut from the fuzzy Brooklyn rockers jumping on that afro/animalistic tribalism bandwagon and riding it all the way to the buzzworthy bank
FREE ASSOCIATION: We'll ride along if we get road sodas and the wagon goes to the beach
FOR FANS OF: Yeasayer, Animal Collective, Le Loup, Bowie



LIVE PW LINK.

30 Second Reviews from 6/2


Male Bonding
Nothing Hurts
(Sub Pop)

SOUNDS LIKE: Brit trio's debut of washed out, garage rock that's fast, noisy and a little punk but this is Sub Pop and nothing's very hard to swallow
FREE ASSOCIATION: "Year's Not Long" single and video is a delightful play on the band name
FOR FANS OF: Japandroids, Thermals, Buzzcocks, white boy thrash

Far
At Night We Live
(Vagrant)

SOUNDS LIKE: Sacramento quartet's big reunion record after some disbanding ten years ago is a power-rock tour de force with touches of metal and screamo emo
FREE ASSOCIATION: Should be perfect for teenagers and soundtracking WB moments
FOR FANS OF: Live, Weezer, Our Lady Peace, The Verve Pipe

Transmit Now
Downtown Merry-Go-Round
(Silent Majority Group)

SOUNDS LIKE: Blistering MTV-supported power-pop from Orlando's debut is a horrendous mix of computers, auto-tune, power chords and sunshiny angst
FREE ASSOCIATION: That cover is a total farce, that ecstatic pony must be on drugs
FOR FANS OF: Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Jimmy Eat World

Windsor For The Derby
Against Love
(Secretly Canadian)

SOUNDS LIKE: Hushed and atmospheric rock from local boys via Austin and Tampa, they practice simple, ambient chamber rock that makes you want to nap
FREE ASSOCIATION: This is so chill, let's just rest our eyes for a minute or two
FOR FANS OF: Tortoise, Stereolab, Yo La Tengo, The Notwist on 'ludes

Toy Soldiers
Whisper Down the Lane
(Mad Dragon)

SOUNDS LIKE: Local folks make a bluesy, folk rock record that feels sun and bourbon-soaked and also par for the course for a Mad Dragon record
FREE ASSOCIATION: Some of the finer moments feel reminiscent of Zeppelin's blues joints
FOR FANS OF: Hoots & Hellmouth, the Swimmers, Wilco x DeVotchka

Paul Weller
Wake Up The Nation
(Island/Yep Roc)

SOUNDS LIKE: The Jam and Style Council legend's been making solo records for almost two decades, this one's full of punchy, upbeat little bursts of rockness
FREE ASSOCIATION: Takes you back to swinging '60s London then right back to now
FOR FANS OF: Stone Roses, Billy Bragg, Kinks, legends aging gracefully

Holy Fuck
Latin
(Young Turks)

SOUNDS LIKE: Try to hate these knob twisters and tweakers, the music speaks for itself on this one - energy, rhythms and funk emerge out of the noise
FREE ASSOCIATION: Singing feels overrated, it's not necessary or missing here
FOR FANS OF: Kraftwerk, LCD Soundsystem, Can, sweaty dancing with lazers

Crystal Castles
Crystal Castles
(Universal)

SOUNDS LIKE: Bouncy, synthy and scuzzy electro tempered by Alice Glass' wispy and haunting voice and you've got yourself a buzz band
FREE ASSOCIATION: 52 minutes of feeling like you're in an '80s acid flashback in a good way
FOR FANS OF: New Order, Ladytron, Health meets Pet Shop Boys



LIVE LINK!

SONG OF THE SUMMER BATTLE ROYAL: 'OMG' Takes the Lead But "All The Lovers' Changes the Game


Since our inaugural Songs of the Summer Battle Royal column, we’ve heard that damn Usher song approximately one hundred times. Why must will.i.am be so successful and furthermore, why must he have those stupid periods in his name? To his (and Usher’s) credit, even if you hate the song you find your self singing, “Oh oh oh oh oh oh MY GOD.” But the title is a freakin’ Internet chat acronym. It does seem like the apocalypse is coming. The June 7 New York Magazine gave us a charticle putting Usher at the top of their race, with “California Gurls,” “Alejandro” and Ke$ha finishing after the newly divorced, fit attention whore. We’ll see about that one.



The MTV Video Music Awards gave us a glimpse of some of our summer superstars pandering to the young and with-it crowd. While most recaps of the night are highlighting the J Lo and Tom Cruise (he’s so straight!) performance, we got a look at a blue-haired Katy Perry and the always-fierce Ms. Aguilera in action. I must admit, the blue hair is a bit mystifying. So is the Russell Brand romance but I guess he’s got a decent body. Anyway, the story may have also been the Miike Snow performances at the “After-Party.” I’d heard of the Swedish band before but had never actually listened to their music or seen how beautiful they are. So let’s introduce “Animal” or “Burial” into the mix. Check out the performances on MTV.com and see his handsome bandmates in all their tattooed glory.

You know what also happened? Kylie happened. She debuted “All the Lovers,” and it is definitely summery and sexy. There’s so much skin, so much stripping, so much making out. But...it seems to be almost entirely straight making out minus one lez and one gay couple. No worries, though, Aphrodite comes out in a matter of weeks and if “Lovers” is an indication of what we have to look forward to, then it’s a celebration. The first single is a fairly simple, Euro-flavored dance track with a catchy synth beat that will no doubt be remixed to high hell. It feels a little reminiscent of the “Slow” video, doesn’t it? Minus the white horse, balloon elephant and dove. Nevertheless, in the chorus Kylie asks us to dance and we will no doubt say “Yes, ma’am.”




In the indie world, people seem to keep talking about Sleigh Bells, but there are a few other loose cannons kicking about. Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti has a summer hit with “Round and Round,” Details mentions a Broken Social Scene song we should be listening to, “Sentimental X’s” but that’s not their only summery song worth cranking up the volume on this summer. Try “Art House Director” and “All to All,” too. Of course, LCD Soundsystem’s newest LP is full of gems with “Drunk Girls” being low on the list of listenable jams. “Dance Yrself Clean,” the slow-building nine-minute gem of an opener is a definite contender for Song of the Summer. Furthermore, Jamie Lidell, Holy Fuck and Crystal Castles all have records out in the past month or so worth consideration.



Christina’s Bionic is fresh out of the gates and we’ll see what she has to offer with it other than “Not Myself Tonight,” a pretty stellar single in my humble opinion. In the next couple weeks a few releases may make a blip on our radar: Uffie’s Sex Dreams and Denim Jeans may have some keepers, Drake’s new record and We Are Scientists’ newest could make noise, too. But what we can be really excited about is Kele Okereke’s new solo LP, The Boxer, which drops June 22. The sexy Londoner and out front man formerly of Bloc Party fame is going dancier and more electro on his own. The first single is awesome and features him shirtless. WIN!

Last but not least, Big Boi’s “Shutterbugg” finally has a badass video to support the badass single from his upcoming solo record. Do yourself a favor and watch it pronto.



NEXUS LINK.

SONG OF THE SUMMER BATTLE ROYAL: Katy and Usher Still Rule But Robyn Fights With Her Body Talk and Kelly is Commanding


Since our last installment we were finally given Robyn. The Swedish pop queen is still going very strong at the ripe age of 31 (remember 1996's "Show Me Love"?) and we've had the pleasure of watching her mature into a badass electro diva. With three installments to her Body Talk series, the first, a mini-LP of eight songs, dropped last week and it is intoxicating. The first three tracks are all stunners: "Don't Fucking Tell Me What to Do," "Fembot" and "Dancing On My Own" are all now officially in the running.



The Billboard charts would have you believe that Katy Perry and Usher are still ruling the world. But those of you who've laid your eyes on Ms. Perry's interpretation of her "California Gurls" Snoop collab might've let your stomach-turning apply to her as much as her ghastly vision of Candy Land. What was she thinking? It's not very appetizing. Even if you have a sweet tooth.

Oh, and have you not seen the nine-minute "Alejandro" video yet? Sweet Jesus, she sure does love us gays. But is this the way she wants to worship us? It does entice and titillate a bit to see an army of sexily-androgynous dancers with severe bobs, but the grabbing, humping and bed play are too much! Crawl out under your rock and settle in with this mini-movie if you haven't already. Does it do much for her chart status or favor in the world of gays? We'll have to wait and see.



In my world, the story is Christina. With Bionic she's dropped a new batch of songs for the next wave of XTina fandom to feed on. "Not Myself Tonight," the first single, is still super-fresh and despite the hub-ub around the video, it's a hot-ass club banger and radio hit. But the real promise lies in "Woo Hoo," her hook-up with the mysterious Nicki Minaj (is she going to put out a good record on her own?). This song will jump to the front of the Songs of the Summer race as soon as she makes a proper video for it. Check out some dirty choreography already being concocted to accompany this hip hop flavored gem.



And while I've already blown up Kele Okereke (former Bloc Party frontman), his new record The Boxer is about to be available to the public and while we're excited about "Tenderoni" there are a handful of other tracks worth pulling for in the race for your attention. Namely, "Rise," a dance number that's going to be remixed in unholy ways.



But now for the bad news. Some SOS hopefulls are already falling by the wayside. Like the radio-friendly "Nothin' On You" by B.o.B. feat Bruno Mars. But don't count him out. He's also got "Airplanes" feat Haley Williams climbing the charts.

And what about all the hype behind Drake? The first single of Thank Me Later, "Find Your Love," doesn't bode well. It seems like a real snooze.

Finally, there is last year's champion Kelly Rowland and David Guetta back to repdominate this summer's airwaves again with "Commander." Her self-titled third album isn't due until September but their single hasn't seemed so exciting until this fierce-as-shit runway vogue-off between black latex Kelly and red latex Kelly. She's really stepped it up with some classic Paris is Burning moves.



NEXUS LINK.

Deftones' Diamond Eyes reviewed


The Hardest Natural Material Known to Man

Deftones are hailed as being in a league of their own, and after a thorough runthrough of Diamond Eyes, one can hear why. Nobody else does quite what they do. In a relatively tiresome genre, with other bands fading into obscurity or just plain falling short of a quality product, the Sacramento quintet keep rising to the top.

With the massive success of Around the Fur (1997) and White Pony (2000), lead vocalist Chino Moreno has taken this band through several different versions of alternative and experimental metal. With this one, they scrapped a bunch of content from what was to be called Eros after bassist Chi Cheng suffered a serious auto accident. Subbing in for Cheng on the record is Quicksand’s bassist, Sergio Vega, but out of the mess of the accident came a concentrated effort to make a cohesive and subtly cathartic album to be reckoned with.

Diamond Eyes opens at breakneck pace and heaviness with the titular track, “Royal,” and “CMND CTRL” shaking you awake. Seriously muscular guitar riffing, pounding drums, plenty of cymbal crashes, and Moreno’s soaring vocals combined with his grisly howls and screams create a compelling atmospheric take on metal. The pace is almost always very nuanced and allows for peaceful breaks that fit in seamlessly. Then, on “You’ve Seen The Butcher,” you finally glimpse a slower, softer pace that doesn’t implicate them in making metal that’s too pop or feminine. It actually shows their grace and talent, and a willingness to make tracks that are easily digested and more accessible to first-time listeners.

They stun with two later tracks that are seriously beautiful in their ambiance and mellow complexity. “Sextape” features a dreamy buildup to a louder, more metallic chorus. Whereas on their harder tracks they call to mind future tour partners Alice in Chains and Mastadon, on these slower tracks they sound a bit like Filter, Incubus, or melodic Tool. “976-Evil” is also a moodier, calmer track that leads into “This Place Is Death,” concluding the album and reminding you that you’ve just listened to a thrashing, screaming, nu-metal masterpiece.

The slower tracks don’t distract the listener from appreciating the truly dark and headbang-friendly singles. First single “Rocket Skates,” for instance, has a chorus where Moreno screams, “Guns! Razors! Knives! Fuck with me!” Serious stuff. It’s evident they’re no longer just a band that used to open for Korn; Deftones are artistically and sonically legit.



REAL DEAL.

GWAR's Lust in Space reviewed


Lords and Masters of the Kill-Core and Horror Punk Domain

GWAR’s been at it for a while now; just about 26 years of outlandish sci-fi costumes, gory stage antics and hardcore thrash metal punk rock to back it up. It’s not for everyone, but it is definitely for some. Sometimes, there’s nothing more boring than a bunch of long-haired white men screaming at the top of their lungs and slamming on instruments to whip an angst-ridden male audience into a vicious moshpit. Tiresome, to say the least. Do something different! Provoke! Be imaginative! Wear the craziest damn costumes you could possibly come up with and simulate decapitations and trot out political figures to destroy! If nothing can be said about GWAR’s longevity or their records, what CAN be said is that they are far from boring.

2009’s Lust in Space is their most recent story. It can be a little disorienting to wrap your head around the entire “GWARnogrpahy,” but unlike Coheed and Cambria, whose mythic multi-album metal opera falls flat on its face, each GWAR record tells a silly story. Here, GWAR steal a Scumdog ship and do their best to leave Earth, where “Bloodstained tomb, beer-cans and piss” lead them to proclaim “this is no life” and “Earth is a prison” on the album titlular breakneck opener. Heavy stuff, no doubt. That’s only the beginning of the mayhem and gore. “Let Us Slay” follows with a rather infectious chant of “Let them slay!” And repeat. You can almost envision the GWAR maniacs pumping their fist in time.

To the uninitiated, GWAR is practically a movement. Dave Brockie, the primary vocalist, is the only current member who’s been around since the beginning. A rotating cast of crazy people and musicians fill out the band’s lineup of characters: Beefcake the Mighty is played here by Casey Orr (bassist since 2000), Balsac the Jaws of Death by Mike Derks (guitarist since the late ’80s), and the list goes on. Whoever is involved, the pace, sound, tone and energy never change – aggressive, terrifyingly dark and violent both in content and execution. Notable records of the past have some pretty amazing titles: This Toilet Earth (’94) and We Kill Everything (’99) to name a couple.

These songs are unabashedly about genocide and war. It’s a wonder more sensitive types don’t make a bigger deal out of this blood-thirsty punk music, but it just seems to get chalked up to over-the-top craziness. It’s all a show. But wouldn’t loads of people confess to secretly fantasizing about executing an asshole boss or mowing down their political opponents? GWAR LIVES!



REAL LINK.

Damn!

You did the damn thing, Kelly! My favorite part is the vogue-off between black latex Kelly and red latex Kelly. WORK.

Cee-Lo has a record coming out and he covers Band of Horses


Watch the video for "No One's Gonna Love You" (more than I do).

This is a solid video, if not graphically sexual and Not Safe For Work.

PITCHFORK LINK.