Mudvayne
Mudvayne
SOUNDS LIKE: Brutally sludgy guitars, unintelligible screaming and angsty nu-metal from creepo makeup-wearing tools
FREE ASSOCIATION: You gotta be really into screamo prog-metal to dig this garbage
FOR FANS OF: GWAR, Korn, Slipknot, Tool, Halloween
Matt The Electrician
Animal Boy
SOUNDS LIKE: Old-timey folk singer from Austin, a hard-workin' everyman whose warm raspy voice tells silly, pretty tales
FREE ASSOCIATION: Is it bad to say that the highlight might be his version of "Faithfully"?
FOR FANS OF: Bon Iver, Will Oldham, old boots
Susan Boyle
I Dreamed A Dream
SOUNDS LIKE: The old Scottish lassie from Britain's Got Talent somehow became a big deal with a Les Miserables song
FREE ASSOCIATION: A "Wild Horses"? Ghastly; this is for cotton-tops and Republicans
FOR FANS OF: Michael Buble, Celine Dion, Simon Cowell
Arrington de Dionyso
Malaikat dan Singa
SOUNDS LIKE: Old Time Relijun multi-instrumentalist's batshit-nuts blend of guttural throat exercises, reverb and horns
FREE ASSOCIATION: Usually K Records is trustworthy, this cooked-out LP is a challenge
FOR FANS OF: Yoko Ono as a male gypsy punk
OK GO
Of The Blue Colour Of The Sky
SOUNDS LIKE: Chicago boys' brand of scratchy, pop sensible, feedback-friendly alt rock is better than ever on their third LP
FREE ASSOCIATION: Sounds like they're a lil' more glam, funky, dramatic and into Bowie
FOR FANS OF: Pixies meets Spoon x Strokes + Cars
Jello Biafra
The Audacity of Hype
SOUNDS LIKE: Dead Kennedys former frontman is still making loud, kinetic and political records but his scream is aging
FREE ASSOCIATION: That record cover is a dig at Obama, right? Politics are confusing
FOR FANS OF: Sex Pistols, Henry Rollins, punk politics
Katharine McPhee
Unbroken
SOUNDS LIKE: California girl with radio pipes singing her face pop face off but sounding like she's from Kentucky
FREE ASSOCIATION: How did America let Taylor Hicks win American Idol? Mind-boggling
FOR FANS OF: Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jordin Sparks
Snoop Dogg
Malice N Wonderland
SOUNDS LIKE: The CA hip hop kingpin's tenth is solid proof of the Doggfather's prowess and smarts about guest picks
FREE ASSOCIATION: Seems every hip hop record has a Jazmine Sullivan joint, hallelujah
FOR FANS OF: R. Kelly, Pharrell, Dre, Warren G
REAL CHARTICLE (WITH MY NAME ON IT!)
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